6 Church Events Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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I asked the pastor if he could teach me to dance. He said, 'Sure, let's start with the collection dance – two steps forward, one step back!
Why don't church pews ever get in trouble? They always know how to stay in their seats!
Why do church doors never get into arguments? They always remain open-minded!
Why don't church members ever play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are a blessing and a curse!
I told the congregation I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I told my friend I could make a belt out of watches. He was skeptical, but it's a waist of time anyway!

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