6 Church Events Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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I asked the pastor if he knew any weight loss jokes. He said, 'Oh, I can't handle those – they're too heavy!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for next Tuesday!
I asked the pastor if I could sing in the choir. He said, 'Sure, do you know how to hold a note?' I replied, 'I've been holding mine since the collection plate!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to knead for a higher purpose – I joined the church bake sale!

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