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The Sound System Technician
Navigating the delicate balance between heavenly hymns and the risk of technical malfunctions
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One day, I accidentally played the wrong song during communion. Instead of "Amazing Grace," we got "Eye of the Tiger." Let's just say, it added a unique flavor to the sacrament.
The Kids Ministry Volunteer
Trying to keep the attention of energetic kids while teaching them about the wonders of faith
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Getting kids excited about Bible stories is a challenge. I tried turning the story of David and Goliath into a rap, but now the kids think the Bible was ghostwritten by Eminem.
The Overenthusiastic Church Usher
Trying to maintain order in the chaos of church events
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Being a church usher is like being a bouncer for salvation. I've had to escort people out for excessive "amens" and unauthorized tambourine usage.
The Church Potluck Organizer
Trying to please everyone's taste buds without causing a culinary catastrophe
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I tried to organize a healthy potluck once. People brought kale salads, quinoa dishes, and gluten-free everything. The only thing missing was anyone actually enjoying the food.
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