10 Jokes For Chuck Norris Beard

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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Chuck Norris's beard is the only thing sharper than his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris's beard has its own social media account—it's the only one with a verified 'fear' badge.
Chuck Norris's beard is the reason why the Fountain of Youth is just a myth—it doesn't want competition.
Chuck Norris's beard is so wise; it once gave Yoda grooming tips.
Chuck Norris's beard is the reason why Bigfoot hides.
When Chuck Norris's beard enters a room, even the mirrors stop reflecting—they know better than to copy that level of awesomeness.
Chuck Norris's beard doesn't follow trends; trends follow Chuck Norris's beard.
Chuck Norris's beard once won a staring contest against Medusa.
Chuck Norris's beard once entered a beard competition and won first, second, and third place.
Chuck Norris's beard can divide by zero and still come out with an answer.

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