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Barbershop Chronicles
Chuck Norris walks into a barbershop, and the barber is determined to trim his legendary beard.
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Chuck Norris tells the barber, "I want my beard to be so manly that it can grow a mustache." The barber replies, "Are you sure it's not going to start demanding its own spin-off movie?
Beard Rehab
Chuck Norris decides to join a beard support group to manage his beard issues.
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Chuck Norris confesses, "I tried to shave my beard once, and my razor said, 'I'm sorry, I can't do that, Chuck.'" The group bursts into laughter, and someone says, "Maybe your beard needs a vacation.
Beard's Got Talent
Chuck Norris's beard auditions for a talent show, and things get a bit hairy.
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Chuck's beard performs a magic trick, and the judge says, "That's impressive, but can it disappear?" Chuck smirks, "Only if it feels threatened.
Beardzilla
Chuck Norris's beard becomes the subject of a monster movie.
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Chuck's beard takes down CGI monsters in the film, and Chuck says, "I taught it that move. It's called the 'Whisker Whirlwind.'" The audience wonders if the beard has its own agent.
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