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Chuck Norris' beard is so iconic, it has its own fan club. People join just to admire its greatness. I heard they have annual beard appreciation parades.
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Chuck Norris' beard is so resilient, it survived the Y2K bug, the apocalypse, and a teenager learning to shave for the first time. It's practically indestructible.
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Chuck Norris' beard is so legendary; it has its own agent negotiating endorsement deals. I heard it's the new face – or should I say, the new beard – of a famous razor company. Irony at its best.
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You ever notice how Chuck Norris' beard is so powerful, it has its own social security number? I mean, even Santa Claus is jealous he can't grow a beard that legendary.
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Chuck Norris' beard is so thick, when he eats soup, it's more like a stew. It's got its own gravitational pull, and peas orbit around it like tiny planets.
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I saw Chuck Norris at the barber once. He told the barber, "Just a trim," and the poor guy ended up sculpting a marble statue. That's the power of the legendary beard.
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Chuck Norris' beard is like a wise old sage. Rumor has it, if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering ancient martial arts secrets. I tried, but all I heard was, "Buy more beard oil.
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Have you ever tried to grow a beard like Chuck Norris? I did once, but after a week, my beard sent me a resignation letter, stating it couldn't live up to such high standards.
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Chuck Norris' beard is so tough, it once wrestled a mountain lion just for fun. The mountain lion now works as a motivational speaker for other defeated animals.
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