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Joke Types
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Why did the grape refuse a checkup? It didn’t want to 'wine' about its problems!
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Why did the doctor carry a red pen during checkups? In case the patient needed a 'red-ication'!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the checkup? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the nurse carry a red pen during checkups? In case she needed to draw 'blood'!
Tech Trouble
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Technology's even invaded checkups now. My doctor walked in, carrying an iPad. I thought, Great, they're upgrading from 'turn and cough' to 'swipe and tap.'
Waiting Room Woes
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Ever noticed the absurdity of waiting rooms during checkups? You sit there, flipping through a magazine from 2015, thinking, Hmm, wonder if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still a thing.
Hospital Humor
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I was at the hospital for a checkup, and they handed me a gown that could fit a family of four. I asked the nurse, Is this a one-size-fits-all or a 'wear it as a tent for camping' kind of deal?
Medical Mystery
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Checkups are weird. They ask you questions about your health history like you’re a detective solving a medical mystery. Have you ever had allergies? Yes, to paying bills and waking up early!
Scale Surprise
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At my last checkup, the nurse asked me to step on the scale. I said, Wait, you mean this thing's not broken? I thought it was whispering, 'One at a time, please.'
Eye Exam Etiquette
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Ever been to an eye checkup and they ask, Better, or worse? I'm like, Uh, doc, can you flip the chart? I think I'm failing this eye exam in reverse!
Prescription Problems
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The worst part of checkups? The doctor's prescription handwriting. I'm not deciphering a doctor's note; I'm decoding the Da Vinci medical code!
Dentist Dilemma
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I dread dental checkups. Last time I went, the dentist asked if I flossed regularly. I said, Of course! I floss so much I'm thinking of auditioning for a dental-themed Cirque du Soleil!
Doctor's Orders
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You know, I went for a checkup recently. The doctor said I needed more Vitamin Sea. I thought, Sure, I'll take some sun and sand, but I draw the line at swallowing goldfish!
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