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The Overly Enthusiastic Doctor
The doctor who's just a bit too excited about checkups
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My doctor is so positive; he makes getting a checkup sound like winning the lottery. He handed me the bill and said, "Congratulations! You're the millionth patient today. You get a free lollipop.
The Nonchalant Nurse
Dealing with a nurse who couldn't care less about the checkup
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I told the nurse I was nervous about the checkup, and she just shrugged and said, "We're all gonna die someday, might as well know when." Thanks, Nurse Doom and Gloom.
The Tech-Savvy Patient
Dealing with a patient who diagnoses themselves through the internet
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I walked into the doctor's office, and he asked, "What brings you here?" I said, "Well, according to my online research, I could either have a vitamin deficiency or be allergic to sunlight. You decide, Doc.
The Forgetful Physician
When the doctor can't remember your medical history
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My doctor is so forgetful; I'm thinking of getting a tattoo with my medical history on it. That way, every time he asks, I can just strip down and say, "Read my chest, Doc.
The Paranoid Patient
The patient who thinks every checkup is a life-or-death situation
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Every time I go for a checkup, I feel like I'm on an episode of "House." I describe a minor ache, and the doctor starts suggesting I might need a kidney transplant. Doc, I just want to know if my cholesterol is okay.
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