8 Jokes For Checkup

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Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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I told the doctor I'm afraid of the operating room. He said, 'The feeling's incision!
I asked the doctor if I should avoid staircases. He said, 'No steps!'
I went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee. He asked, 'Are you a runner?' I replied, 'No, I'm a screamer.
I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in several places. He told me not to go to those places anymore.
My doctor told me to eat more greens, so I'm having more money for lunch!
I told the doctor I'm addicted to Twitter. He said, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.

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