7+ Best One Liners Jokes For cents

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. And 25 cents.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

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