5 Jokes For Cents

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 02 2025

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The Forgetful Spender

Constantly losing track of cents
He claims to have a photographic memory, but it's more like a Polaroid - instant and fading quickly, just like his money.

The Pennywise Clown

Mixing humor and money
His comedy special is called "Penny for Your Thoughts." Admission is free, but he collects donations in a giant clown shoe at the exit.

The Coin Collector

The obsessive need to collect every cent
He told me his dream is to be a pirate. Not for the adventure, but because pirates have chests full of coins. I suggested he just become a cashier.

The Penny Pincher

Always saving money
The penny pincher's favorite song? "Material Girl" by Madonna, because it's all about living in a material world, but he's just a material curl.

The Coin Flipper

Decision-making through coin flips
His motto: "In doubt, let it spin." He decided to flip a coin to determine whether he should follow his dreams or not. The coin is still spinning.

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