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Cents are like the introverts of the currency world. They're quiet, they keep to themselves, and you never notice them until you need exact change for the parking meter.
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You ever notice how cents are like the ghosts of money? You think you've got a dollar, but nope, it's just 100 haunting cents reminding you that you're not as rich as you thought.
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Cents are like the mosquitoes of currency. You don't really want them around, but there they are, buzzing in your wallet, ready to annoy you when you least expect it.
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I love how we all pretend to care about cents until it comes to throwing them into a wishing well. Suddenly, those little copper circles are like magical dream seeds. Forget practicality; let's wish on some loose change!
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I tried giving a homeless guy some cents once, thinking I was being generous. He looked at me like I handed him a puzzle too. "Thanks, buddy, now I just need 99 more people to do the same, and I'll be rich!
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I was counting my change the other day, and I swear, those pennies were playing hide and seek. I found one in my shoe, another in the couch, and I wouldn't be surprised if one turns up in my cereal tomorrow morning.
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Cents are the only currency that can make you question your life choices. You ever look at a handful of change and think, "If I had saved all this, maybe I could've bought a yacht by now"?
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Cents are the ultimate decision-makers. You ever go to a vending machine with just enough for a snack, and it's like, "Do I want those chips, or do I want this pocket full of noise and regret?" Decisions, decisions.
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Have you ever tried paying for something with just cents? The cashier looks at you like you just handed them a puzzle instead of money. "Hold on, let me find the magnifying glass to count these little guys.
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