7 Jokes About Cash Machines

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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I asked the cash machine for financial advice. It told me to 'change' my spending habits!
Why don't cash machines ever get mad? They always stay cool, calm, and collected!
I told the cash machine I wanted to withdraw all my money. It replied, 'You've got to be kidding – that's a lot of 'change'!
I asked the cash machine if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'No, but I do believe in cash at first withdrawal!
I told the cash machine a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess it has a no sense of humor!
Why did the cash machine go to therapy? It had too many issues with 'change' management!
What did the cash machine say to the piggy bank? 'You're not the only one who knows how to bring home the 'bacon'!

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