6 Jokes About Cash Machines

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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Why did the cash machine break up with its calculator girlfriend? It couldn't count on her!
My friend said his cash machine was haunted. I told him it was probably just his ATM-osphere!
I asked the cash machine if it had any investment tips. It said, 'Put all your money on laughter – it's the best currency!
I saw a sign on the cash machine that said 'Out of Order.' So, I went to the ATM next to it – it was 'out of service'!
Why did the cash machine enroll in therapy? It had too many issues with emotional withdrawals!
What's a cash machine's favorite dance? The cha-ching!

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