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The Unlucky User
Always getting the crumpled bills
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I got a twenty from the ATM the other day, and it looked like it had been on a world tour. I half expected it to have a little passport stamp that said, "Visited 20 countries, survived 50 transactions.
The Paranoid User
Constantly checking for skimmers
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The other day, I saw a guy with a magnifying glass at the ATM. I thought, "Either he's the world's most dedicated detective, or he really needs to see those tiny numbers on the keypad." Turns out, he was just paranoid about skimmers.
The Impatient User
Waiting for the cash to come out
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There's a special kind of frustration when you're standing there, and the machine is making that whirring sound, teasing you like, "Oh, something's happening," but it's just counting, not releasing the cash. It's like the ATM is practicing its drumroll for the big reveal.
The Tech-Savvy User
Dealing with outdated ATMs
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I tried using one of those old ATMs, and it asked if I wanted a receipt. I said yes, and it printed out a map to the nearest fax machine. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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