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I find it hilarious that cash machines now have the audacity to ask if you'd like to make a charitable donation after you've checked your balance. How about you donate to my bank account first?
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Why do cash machines offer language options? I mean, are there really people out there who are like, "I'd love to withdraw some cash, but only if the machine speaks Esperanto!
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You ever notice how cash machines have that reassuring message saying, "Please take your cash"? As if I'd ever forget! Imagine leaving without it and the machine whispering, "Hey, you forgot something!
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It's funny how cash machines always ask if you want a receipt. Like, "Hey, do you want a tiny piece of paper that you'll lose before you even get home?" Sure, why not add to the clutter in my wallet!
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It's amusing how cash machines play that little jingle after you complete your transaction, as if to say, "Congratulations, you've successfully navigated adulthood for another day!
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Cash machines have that weird screen that warns you about "unusual activity." Like, excuse me? The only unusual activity here is me having more than $20 left after paying bills!
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Cash machines have gotten so high-tech these days. They can identify counterfeit bills and detect suspicious activity. Meanwhile, I'm just hoping it can dispense a couple of twenties without jamming!
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You ever notice how cash machines have become like silent therapists? You go to them feeling anxious, and after a few beeps and whirls, you walk away feeling both lighter in the pocket and in the soul!
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You know you're in a sketchy neighborhood when the cash machine offers to dispense your money in unmarked bills. It's like the ATM is saying, "Don't worry, no one will know you're a tourist.
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