7 Cardiologist Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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What did the cardiologist say to the deck of cards during surgery? 'Don't worry, we'll give you a heart transplant!
Why did the cardiologist bring a deck of cards to the barbecue? To deal with any heartburn that might arise!
What did the heart surgeon say when the card deck fell on the floor? 'Looks like we've got a full house!
What did the deck of cards say to the cardiologist? 'Deal me in for a healthier heart!
Why did the cardiologist bring a deck of cards to the hospital? For some heart-to-heart conversations!
What do you call a cardiologist who loves to play cards? A heart dealer!
Why did the cardiologist bring cards to the party? They wanted to deal with any heart-stopping moments!

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