5 Cardiologist Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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The Cardiologist's Patient

Misinterpreting heart-related terms
I told my cardiologist I've been feeling a bit heartbroken lately. He handed me a prescription for exercise. I was hoping for chocolate.

The Cardiologist's Family

Dealing with a health-conscious family
My mom is convinced that laughter is the best medicine. Dad, on the other hand, thinks it's statins.

The Cardiologist's Best Friend

A friendship filled with heart-related jokes
We tried to plan a surprise party for him. He found out. Apparently, his heart can sense a disturbance in the celebration force.

The Cardiologist's Love Life

Romantic misunderstandings with heart-related terms
My wife asked for a romantic gesture. I handed her a stethoscope and said, "Listen to my heart. It beats for you... and maybe a little for pizza.

The Cardiologist's Fitness Journey

Balancing a healthy lifestyle with a love for junk food
I joined a gym, but my idea of cardio is running late for dessert. My cardiologist is not impressed.

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