6 Jokes For Car Crash

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Updated on: Apr 08 2025

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Why did the car start a podcast after the accident? It wanted to share its 'crash'-tastic stories!
Why did the tomato turn red at the car crash? It saw the salad dressing!
I got into a car accident with a mathematician. It was a collision of fractions – he got half, and I got half!
I told my car a joke, and it crashed – apparently, it couldn't handle the puns!
What's a car's favorite type of music after a crash? A little bit of the 'dent'-al genre!
What's a car's favorite snack during a crash? Airbags – they're always popping!

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