7 Jokes For Car Crash

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Updated on: Apr 08 2025

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Why did the car bring a map to the crash site? It wanted to find its way back to the road of recovery!
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look now, but I'm changing!
Why did the car bring a suitcase to the crash scene? It wanted to pack up its problems and drive away!
What did the car say to the bicycle after their collision? Sorry, I didn't mean to tire you out!
Why did the car break up with the motorcycle? It couldn't handle the constant two-timing!
How do you fix a broken car horn? With a 'car-crash' course in music!
What did one car say to the other at the crash site? I've 'bumped' into you before, haven't I?

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