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Have you ever noticed that your car becomes a magnet for accidents on days when you've just washed it? It's like the universe has a cruel sense of humor, saying, "Oh, you wanted to keep it clean? Let me introduce you to the world of bumper stickers and scratches!
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Car crashes are the only time where everyone instantly transforms into a Hollywood stunt coordinator. "Did you see the way that minivan flipped? Totally lacked style! Needs more explosions, for sure.
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Isn't it ironic that the one time you're running late, the traffic comes to a standstill due to a car crash? It's like the universe saying, "Oh, you thought you could cut corners on time? Here's a 20-car pileup for your schedule.
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Car crashes are like unexpected math quizzes. You're just driving along, minding your own business, and suddenly you find yourself trying to calculate the trajectory of that flying hubcap while praying your insurance premium doesn't skyrocket.
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Car crashes are like surprise parties – nobody wants to be the one who organizes them, but somehow, they happen, and you're left wondering why you weren't given a heads-up.
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You know you're an adult when your first reaction to a car crash isn't shock but immediately checking your trunk to see if you have a spare tire and some roadside flares. Priorities, people!
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There's an unwritten law that states the severity of a car crash is directly proportional to how close you are to reaching your destination. It's like the universe has a GPS tracking system specifically for inconvenient accidents.
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Car crashes are the only time where strangers bond like they're in a support group. You find yourself consoling someone you've never met, exchanging insurance horror stories, and realizing that, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just trying to avoid becoming crash-test dummies on the highway of life.
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You ever notice how in car crashes, people suddenly become traffic experts? Everyone's a seasoned NASCAR commentator, like, "Well, if they had just taken the inside lane and executed a perfect drift, they could've avoided that Prius!
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