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Why did the car bring a pencil to the accident scene? It wanted to draw some 'sketchy' conclusions!
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Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to get a crash course in career development!
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What do you call a car that's had too many accidents? A crash-test dummy's dream come true!
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Why did the car go to therapy after the crash? It needed to work on its emotional brakes!
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Why did the car start a band after the accident? It wanted to hit the right notes after hitting the wrong lanes!
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What's a car's favorite dance after a crash? The 'fender-bender' shuffle!
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What do you call a car that's been in a lot of accidents? A crash-aholic!
Car Crash Diaries
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I got into a car crash the other day, and the first thing I did was check my reflection in the rearview mirror. I thought, Well, at least my insurance company will know I went out in style – with perfectly coiffed hair.
Airbag Wisdom
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Airbags are like life coaches – they inflate when things get tough. Mine deployed with such enthusiasm; I half-expected it to start giving me motivational quotes. Life is a highway, and sometimes you crash into it!
Parallel Parking Purgatory
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I finally mastered parallel parking, but my victory was short-lived. Turns out, my car had been practicing parallel crashing. Now I'm just waiting for the day when valet services start offering accident-prone parking as a premium feature.
Car Crash Therapy
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure insurance premiums are a close second. After my latest car crash, I asked my therapist if I should talk about my feelings. She said, No, just show me your deductible.
Driving Lessons from My GPS
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My GPS told me to take the next right, and I ended up taking the road less traveled – straight into a car crash. I guess my GPS has a secret career as a demolition derby coach.
Crash and Burn Calories
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Who needs a gym membership when you can burn calories by outrunning your own car crash? I've just discovered the latest fitness trend – the adrenaline-fueled workout. Forget Zumba; I'm starting a Crashercise class!
Crash and Learn
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They say every experience is a lesson. Well, I learned that my car and I have vastly different definitions of defensive driving. Apparently, swerving to avoid a pothole doesn't count as defensive – especially if there's oncoming traffic.
Car Crash Chronicles
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You know you're having a bad day when your morning commute turns into an impromptu stunt audition for the next Fast and Furious movie. My airbags deployed, not for safety, but to give me a round of applause for my spectacular entrance!
Bumper-to-Bumper Bonding
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Nothing brings strangers together quite like a good old-fashioned car crash. We exchanged insurance information, but by the end of it, we were Facebook friends, planning a weekend getaway. Who knew fender benders were the new speed dating?
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