7 Boyfriend Text Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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I asked my boyfriend if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I do believe in love at first text.
My boyfriend texted me a heart emoji. I replied with a taco emoji. We understand each other on a deep, symbolic level.
Why did the smartphone break up with its boyfriend? It found someone with a stronger signal!
I told my boyfriend I'd like him to be more spontaneous. Now, he sends me random texts like 'Potato!' at 3 am.
I told my boyfriend I need more space. Now he texts me from the living room.
My boyfriend texted me, 'If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.' Smooth, but I'd rather be a potato.
I told my boyfriend he's the peanut butter to my jelly. Now he insists on communicating only in sandwich-themed texts.

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