10 Boyfriend Text Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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Boyfriend texts are like a surprise party for your emotions. You never know if it's going to be a sweet message, a hilarious meme, or a request to pick up more toilet paper. The suspense is real.
Ever notice how boyfriends have a sixth sense for texting during crucial moments of your favorite TV show? I'm on the edge of my seat, and suddenly, "Hey, what do you want for dinner?" Dude, I'm trying to find out who the killer is; can it wait?
You ever notice how boyfriends become Shakespearean poets when they want something? It's all sweet words and compliments until you realize he's just buttering you up to borrow your car. Smooth, very smooth.
I've noticed that when my boyfriend texts, he uses more exclamation points than a caffeinated cheerleader. It's like, "Hey!! What's up!!! I miss you!!!" Calm down, buddy; it's just a text, not a fireworks display.
Why do boyfriends send the most important messages when you're in the middle of something? It's like, "Hey, babe, I know you're at work, but quick question: What should we have for dinner?" I'm over here trying to save the world, and he's worried about menu planning.
You ever notice how your boyfriend's text messages have a built-in delay? It's like, I send a text, and then I wait for his response. It's not texting; it's playing a real-life game of "Will he reply before I forget what I said?
My boyfriend's texts are like little puzzles. He'll send a message with no punctuation, and I have to decode whether he's excited, angry, or just forgot where the comma key is. It's like deciphering hieroglyphics, but with emojis.
My boyfriend has this unique ability to reply with just one word and somehow convey an entire novel of emotions. It's like a text version of charades, where "fine" could mean anything from "I'm okay" to "I'm one step away from turning into the Hulk.
Can we talk about how boyfriends have a special talent for turning a simple text conversation into a full-blown debate? It starts with "What movie should we watch?" and suddenly we're discussing the merits of democracy and the meaning of life.
My boyfriend and I have mastered the art of parallel texting. We're both in the same room, texting each other instead of talking. It's like modern-day Morse code, but with more GIFs and fewer dots and dashes.

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