5 Boyfriend Text Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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Autocorrect Victim

When autocorrect turns innocent messages into unintentional comedy.
My boyfriend sent me a text saying, "You're my everything," but autocorrect had other plans. It turned into, "You're my eyebrow." I don't know if I should be flattered or worried that my boyfriend is dating my eyebrow.

The Emoji Lover

When the boyfriend expresses everything in emojis, and decoding them becomes a challenge.
My boyfriend sent me a text with a cat, a raincloud, and a sad face. I'm still trying to figure out if he's upset because it's raining on the cat, or if this is his way of saying he's having a "purrfectly gloomy" day.

The Ghost Texter

When the boyfriend mysteriously disappears in the middle of a conversation.
I texted my boyfriend about our relationship, and he replied with, "I'll let you know." It's been a week. I'm beginning to think he's consulting a committee about whether or not he should continue dating me.

Overly Attached Boyfriend

When the boyfriend text is more like a tracking device.
My boyfriend is so clingy. I texted him saying, "I need some time alone." He replied, "Sure, I'll just follow you from a distance.

The Accidental Poet

When the boyfriend's attempt at sweet poetry goes hilariously wrong.
My boyfriend texted me a romantic poem, but it ended with, "Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator." I guess he's branching out into abstract poetry.

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