17 Boyfriend Text Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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Why did the boyfriend bring a map to his text conversation? He wanted to navigate the feelings terrain!
Why did the smartphone break up with its boyfriend? It found someone with a better 'app'-reciation for its features!
Why did the boyfriend bring a pencil to the text conversation? To draw some meaningful lines!
Why did the text from my boyfriend break up with the comma? It wanted a full stop in our relationship!
Why did the boyfriend bring a pen to his text conversation? He wanted to draw some attention to his words!
Why did the text from my boyfriend break up with the exclamation mark? It was tired of all the drama!
Why did the boyfriend bring a ladder to his text conversation? He heard it was the best way to reach new heights in communication!

Spacebar Struggles

Texting has taught me that relationships are all about compromise. For instance, my boyfriend and I compromised on our use of the spacebar. He wanted to use it sparingly, and I wanted to hit it after every word. Now our texts look like a linguistic battleground.

Textual Tension

You know, my boyfriend and I recently had a deep conversation. Well, by deep, I mean he texted me from the next room, and the conversation got so intense that I had to use ALL CAPS. I didn't know we were playing the emotional Olympics via text.

Predictive Predicaments

My boyfriend and I both have predictive text on our phones. It's like our phones are in an arranged marriage, and they're predicting a future for us. But sometimes, my phone's predictions are so off. I tried typing, I'll be there in a sec, and my phone changed it to I'll be there in a sect, like we're founding a religious cult or something.

Grammar Wars

My boyfriend and I had a heated argument over text about proper grammar. He said, Your the best, and I replied, It's 'you're,' not 'your.' The next thing I knew, we were in a virtual spelling bee, and the stakes were high. Spoiler alert: I won.

Sarcasm, the Language of Love

My boyfriend and I have mastered the art of sarcasm in our texts. We communicate exclusively in sarcastic remarks. Yesterday, he said, Nice outfit, really brings out your... uniqueness. I didn't know whether to be flattered or offended. Ah, the sweet language of love.

Autocorrect Anarchy

Autocorrect can be a relationship saboteur. My boyfriend sent me a text saying, You mean the world to me, and autocorrect changed it to, You bean the world to me. Well, thanks for reducing our love to legumes, autocorrect. Now I'm just a chick pea in the grand salad of life.

Love in the Time of Typos

My boyfriend and I have a unique way of expressing love. Instead of saying, I love you, he once texted, I glove you. Well, at least he's ready for winter. It's the thought that counts, even if it's a thought that got tangled in predictive text mayhem.

Emoji Escapade

My boyfriend communicates with me through emojis. I mean, call me old-fashioned, but I didn't sign up for this modern-day hieroglyphics relationship. Last night, he sent me a thumbs up emoji after I told him I love him. Thumbs up? Really? I thought we were past the Yelp review stage.

Ghostwriter vs. Ghost Emoji

I told my boyfriend about my ghostwriter, and now he thinks it's some sort of supernatural relationship advice hotline. I got a text from him saying, The ghost says we should go on a romantic dinner. I didn't realize my ghostwriter was moonlighting as a love spirit.

Silent Treatment 2.0

My boyfriend and I had a disagreement, and instead of the silent treatment, he just stopped using punctuation. It was like navigating a grammatical minefield. I had to decode his messages like I was breaking a secret code. Who knew a missing period could be so dramatic?

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