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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's just so blatant!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They have no guts. They're blatant cowards!
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Why did the blatant chef always win in cooking competitions? Because he couldn't keep his secrets under wraps!
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I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. The blatant lack of falling action is gripping!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. It's just blatant discrimination!
Blatant Coffee Struggles
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Coffee shops are blatant about their sizes. Would you like a small, medium, or large? Why not just say tiny, regular, or practically a bathtub? I asked for a medium once, and they handed me a cup that could double as a flower vase. That's not a medium; that's a commitment.
Blatant GPS Fails
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GPS navigation has no chill. It's so blatant about our mistakes. I missed a turn, and it says, Recalculating route. I'm waiting for it to add, Because you're clearly terrible at following directions. Maybe try a map?
Blatant Workout Lies
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People at the gym are so blatant about their achievements. This guy is lifting weights like he's auditioning for a superhero movie. I'm over here struggling with a water bottle, and he asks, Need help? Yeah, help with my blatant lack of superpowers.
Blatant Social Media Bragging
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Social media is the home of blatant humble brags. Just ran a marathon while solving world hunger and inventing time travel. Meanwhile, I'm over here celebrating my victory over a stubborn pickle jar. #SmallWins
The Blatant Chronicles
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You ever notice how some people are just so blatant? I mean, subtlety must be a foreign concept to them. I asked my friend, Do I look good in this shirt? and he goes, Well, it's blatant you're trying too hard. Thanks, Captain Obvious! Next time, I'll just wear a sign that says, Blatantly Seeking Fashion Advice.
Blatant Pet Conspiracies
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Pets are blatant conspirators. My dog sits there, giving me puppy eyes, making me feel guilty for leaving the house. I come back, and he's chilling on the couch like he just finished a successful business meeting. That's a blatant betrayal, Fido.
Blatant Weather Complaints
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People love complaining about the weather. It's either too hot or too cold. I met someone who said, Today's weather is blatantly mediocre. Really? The sky is putting in minimal effort now? I guess even Mother Nature has lazy Sundays.
Blatant Multitasking Fail
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I tried multitasking once, and it was a blatant disaster. I was cooking, texting, and watching TV simultaneously. The smoke alarm goes off, and my friend says, You're blatantly not good at this. Well, excuse me for trying to be the superhero of simultaneous activities.
Blatant Lies, Anyone?
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I love how people tell blatant lies and expect us to believe them. My friend told me he's on a seafood-only diet, and I'm like, Dude, I saw you eating a burger yesterday! He goes, Oh, that was a fish burger. Yeah, a land fish with a side of blatant deception.
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