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Let's talk about lies. We all tell little white lies now and then, but some people take it to a whole new level of blatant. Like, when your friend cancels plans, and they're like, "I'm so sorry, I have this thing." What thing? The thing where you binge-watch an entire season of a TV show? That's not a thing, that's a life choice. It's just blatant, right? Next time, I want them to be honest and say, "I have a date with my couch and a tub of ice cream.
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You ever notice how people can be blatantly confused? I mean, there's confusion, and then there's blatant confusion. Like, you see someone looking at a door that says "Push," and they're there, pulling on it with all their might. It's right there in big, bold letters: "PUSH." But they're committed, right? It's like they're in a tug-of-war with reality. I just want to grab a megaphone and shout, "It's not a pop quiz, Karen, just push!
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Have you ever met someone who's just blatantly optimistic all the time? I'm talking about the person who, even in a hurricane, is like, "Well, at least it's a great day for wind energy." It's almost annoying how positive they are. I tried being like that once. I stubbed my toe, and I was like, "Well, at least my foot got a taste of the floor. It's been feeling left out." It's just blatant optimism, and honestly, I'm suspicious. Are you secretly a superhero or just really good at ignoring reality?
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Fashion is subjective, right? But some people make blatant fashion choices that leave you questioning the entire industry. Like, I saw a guy wearing socks with sandals the other day. Socks with sandals! That's not a fashion statement; that's a cry for help. I want to tap him on the shoulder and say, "Buddy, your feet are confused. They're having an identity crisis." It's just blatant disregard for the unspoken rules of style.
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