bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why is it that when you're running late, every traffic light suddenly becomes the most blatant time-waster? "Oh, you needed to be somewhere? Let me extend this red light just to test your patience.
0
0
The 'low battery' warning on your phone is the most blatant reminder of your dependence on technology. It's like your phone is saying, "Hey, buddy, better find a charger or get ready to live in the dark ages for a while.
0
0
The blatant struggle of trying to discreetly open a bag of chips in a quiet room is a real challenge. It's like you're in a ninja mission, trying not to disturb the peace while your snack betrays you with a loud, unmistakable crinkle.
0
0
Ever notice how blatant it is when someone is pretending to listen to you while they're actually scrolling through their phone? It's like, "I'm nodding, but my Instagram feed is more interesting than your story about grocery shopping.
0
0
The 'close door' button in elevators is the most blatant placebo ever. I press it multiple times, thinking I have some kind of magical control over the elevator's speed. Spoiler alert: I don't.
0
0
I recently discovered how blatant my phone is about eavesdropping on my conversations. I was talking about vacation plans, and suddenly, every ad on my social media was about tropical getaways. Well played, phone, well played.
0
0
It's amazing how blatant some microwave instructions are. "Press start to cook." Oh, really? I was planning on just staring at it until my food magically heats up. Thanks for the heads up!
0
0
Have you ever tried to whisper in a quiet room, and it ends up sounding more like a blatant conspiracy? "Hey, did you hear about Carol's secret potluck on Friday? Shhh... it's top secret, bring the potato salad.
0
0
You ever notice how blatant the snooze button is on an alarm clock? It's like the clock is screaming, "Hey, I know you have responsibilities, but let's have a 9-minute delay on adulthood. Just one more time!
Post a Comment