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Why did the zebra bring a red marker to the savanna? To add some 'red' excitement to its black and white stripes!
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Why did the panda bring a red marker to the zoo? In case it wanted to draw some 'red' in its black and white life!
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Why did the mime refuse to perform in color? He preferred the classic 'black and white and red all over' style!
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Why did the dalmatian bring a bucket of paint to the party? In case things got 'red' too quickly!
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Why did the penguin bring a red scarf to the party? To make a 'cool' fashion statement amidst all the black and white!
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Why did the cow bring a red umbrella to the field? Just in case the 'red' sun shined over its black and white world!
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Why did the zebra refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of being caught 'red' handed!
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I asked my dog to fetch the newspaper, and now my backyard is a masterpiece: black and white and red all over. Turns out, Fido has an avant-garde sense of landscaping.
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Newspapers are like my wardrobe choices: black and white and red all over. I call it the 'I just got dressed in the dark' chic.
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My attempt at a homemade lasagna turned out like my favorite joke: black and white and red all over. Well, at least I can still make people laugh, even if it's at my cooking skills.
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I tried coloring my hair at home, and now it's black and white and red all over. Apparently, 'Midnight Raven' isn't just a hair dye, it's a prophecy.
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My diet is like a zebra: black and white and red all over. Well, except replace 'red' with 'pizza sauce'.
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I went for a monochrome look in my apartment, and now it's black and white and red all over. Apparently, 'minimalist' doesn't mean 'minimal mess'.
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I tried doing a DIY painting project, and my living room is now black and white and red all over. Who knew 'expressive abstract' was code for 'oops, I spilled the paint everywhere'?
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My grandma's knitting skills are like a crime scene: black and white and red all over. She's not making sweaters; she's solving yarn mysteries.
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I thought my resume needed a splash of color, so I printed it on red paper. Now it's black and white and red all over, just like my chances of getting that job.
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