5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For black and white and red all over

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Difficulty being taken seriously due to the black and white appearance

Pandas are always accused of being too black and white. I told them, "Hey, I'm just trying to fit into a world that's red all over.

Constantly mistaken for a referee

I met a zebra who had just watched a soccer game. He said, "It was so confusing. I kept waiting for the halftime show and the marching band.

Struggling with color choices while painting

My wife asked me to paint the bedroom. I said, "Sure, do you want it to be a relaxing blue or a 'let's never leave the bed' red?

Balancing serious news and quirky headlines

I asked my newspaper editor friend if he ever gets tired of his job. He said, "No, I'm always in the headlines.

Identity crisis as a fruit in a vegetable's world

Tomatoes have an identity crisis. They're like, "Am I a fruit, am I a vegetable? Why can't I just be a smoothie ingredient and be done with it?

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