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Have you ever been to a fancy party and they serve those black and white cookies? It's like they're trying to make dessert a philosophical experience. I always end up eating one side more than the other, and then I feel like I've made an existential choice.
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I asked my niece this riddle, and she said, "A sunburnt zebra!" Kids these days have wild imaginations. I didn't have the heart to tell her it's a newspaper. I like her version better; it adds a bit of excitement to the animal kingdom.
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I recently found out the answer to that riddle is a newspaper. Now, who's still reading newspapers these days? I mean, we have the internet now. The only thing black and white and red all over in my house is my face when I accidentally open the front-facing camera.
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I saw a mime the other day on the street, and he was doing the classic invisible wall routine. I thought, "He's black and white, and the imaginary wall is red all over." It's like he's the living embodiment of that riddle, performing on the sidewalk.
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You know what else is black and white and red all over? The cookie aisle at the grocery store. Seriously, there are so many options, it's like a war zone in there. I'm just trying to find the perfect balance between chocolatey goodness and a reasonable number of calories.
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You know what else is black and white and red all over? My attempt at coloring in a coloring book. I don't know why they give me crayons; my masterpiece ends up looking like a crime scene. The struggle is real.
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I found out that old photographs are technically black and white and red all over because of the aging process. It's like they're telling us, "Hey, remember the good old days when we didn't have color?" Yeah, thanks for the nostalgia, photo album.
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So, what's black and white and red all over? My wardrobe after doing laundry! I don't know how it happens, but somehow, everything turns pink. I'm just trying to avoid looking like I raided a cotton candy factory.
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My friend told me that penguins are also black and white and red all over. I thought he was joking until I saw a nature documentary. Apparently, penguins have this stylish red spot on their beaks. It's like they're flaunting their natural beauty while I struggle to match my socks.
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