8 Jokes For Bitten

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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My aunt said she was bitten by a radioactive pencil. Now she draws attention wherever she goes!
I got bitten by a radioactive book. Now I have the incredible power of getting lost in imaginary worlds!
I was bitten by a radioactive comedian. Now I'm charged with an uncontrollable urge to make people laugh!
I once got bitten by a radioactive squirrel. Now I can't stop storing nuts for winter!
I got bitten by a radioactive clock. Now I have the power of time-wasting!
Getting bitten by mosquitoes is like nature's way of saying, 'Surprise! Blood donation time!
I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I've been bitten by my coffee and suddenly had the power to tackle Mondays!
I got bitten by a radioactive spider and gained the incredible ability to untangle headphone wires!

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