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The Vampire
When a vampire gets bitten
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Vampires must have their own version of Yelp for rating biting experiences. "Three out of five fangs. Good technique, but the neck wasn't as tender as expected. I'll give it another shot, though.
The Detective
When a detective gets bitten
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You know you're a detective when you turn a mosquito bite into a crime scene. "We've got a code red, folks. The perpetrator is small, winged, and armed with a stealthy approach. I need everyone on this case!
The Mosquito
When a mosquito gets bitten
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I got bitten by a mosquito the other day, and I thought, "Wow, this little insect just earned its pilot's license, because it landed perfectly on my arm, and I didn't even see it coming. Top Gun mosquito, right there!
The Chef
When a chef gets bitten
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I was in the kitchen, chopping onions, when a mosquito bit me on the finger. I thought, "Well, I guess this mosquito is a fan of spicy cuisine. It's trying to add a little heat to my blood.
The Hypochondriac
When a hypochondriac gets bitten
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Hypochondriacs have a mosquito bite survival kit: a magnifying glass to inspect the bite, a microscope to analyze the mosquito's DNA, and a hazmat suit, just in case it's a genetically modified mosquito from a secret lab.
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