7 Jokes For Bitten

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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Getting bitten by a dog taught me a valuable lesson - sometimes, friendship requires a little nibbling!
Why did the computer get bitten? It had a byte it couldn't resist!
My friend told me he was bitten by a horse. I said, 'Are you sure? Horses don't typically horse around like that!
Why was the apple feeling nervous? It was afraid of being bitten!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby after being bitten!
My friend said he got bitten by a radioactive spider. I hope he gains superpowers and not just a newfound love for climbing walls!
Why did the snake bite the mathematician? He wanted a taste of pi!

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