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Mosquito bites are like tiny, itchy love letters from Mother Nature. "Dear human, I appreciate your presence, but could you please stop hogging all the blood? Thanks.
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Ever notice how mosquitoes always seem to find the one spot you missed with the bug spray? It's like they have a map of your body and are determined to color in every inch.
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Mosquitoes are the only creatures that can turn a peaceful camping trip into a full-blown slapstick comedy. Swatting at imaginary bugs like you're auditioning for a role in a bug-themed Broadway musical.
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You know you're an adult when you start comparing mosquito bites with your friends. "Oh, you got one on your arm? Well, I've got a whole collection on my ankles. Beat that!
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Getting bitten by a mosquito is the ultimate test of your self-control. You try not to scratch, but it's like trying not to laugh when someone says, "Don't laugh.
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Mosquitoes must have a secret society where they share tips on how to annoy humans. "Chapter 37: The Art of Biting - Make Them Question Every Life Decision.
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Getting bitten by a mosquito is nature's way of reminding you that you're not at the top of the food chain. I mean, what's next? Are they going to start critiquing my fashion choices too?
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If mosquitoes were philosophers, their mantra would be, "To bite or not to bite, that is the question." And the answer is always a resounding "Yes, because it's hilarious to watch them dance like maniacs trying to avoid us.
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You ever notice how when you're bitten by a mosquito, it's like they're leaving you a tiny Yelp review? "Three stars for flavor, minus two for excessive slapping.
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