8 Jokes For Big Muscles

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Updated on: Jul 29 2025

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Why did the bodybuilder bring a pencil to the gym? In case he wanted to 'sketch' out a plan for more gains!
I tried to flirt with a bodybuilder, but it didn't work out. I guess you could say I 'bicepped'!
I asked my muscular friend if he could help me move some furniture. He replied, 'Sure, I've been waiting for a weightlifting opportunity that's more 'chairs' and less 'curls'!'
My friend thinks he's a great weightlifter because he can lift really heavy dictionaries. I told him, 'Well, that's some serious 'definition' lifting!
What do you call a bodybuilder who skips leg day? 'Half-fast'!
How does a bodybuilder part their hair? With 'barbells'!
How did the bodybuilder learn to count? By 'repping' numbers at the gym!
Why don't muscles ever get lost? They always know their 'wayt' around!

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