5 Jokes For Big Muscles

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Updated on: Jul 29 2025

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Fashionista Bodybuilder

When your wardrobe consists entirely of tank tops, but you still can't find anything to wear.
You know you're a fashionista bodybuilder when your idea of formal wear is a tank top with fewer sweat stains.

Gym Buff

When big muscles become your life, but you're still struggling to open a pickle jar.
Big muscles are great until you have to parallel park. My arms are so used to lifting weights; they think turning a steering wheel is a piece of exercise equipment.

Muscle Memory Mishaps

When your muscle memory is stuck on flexing, and you accidentally intimidate people.
My muscles have a mind of their own. I was trying to wave at my neighbor, and my arm went into full flex mode. Now they think I'm training for an invisible arm wrestling tournament.

Big Muscles, Small Spaces

When you have to navigate through tight spaces with your big muscles.
I tried to impress someone by gracefully sliding into a restaurant booth, but my big muscles had other plans. It was less of a smooth entry and more of a controlled crash landing.

Tiny Tasks, Big Muscles

When everyday tasks feel like a feat of strength.
My big muscles got me into trouble when I tried to impress my date by opening a door for her. Little did I know, it was a pull door, and my grand entrance turned into a moment of awkwardness.

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