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Barry Cryer's been in comedy so long; I wouldn't be surprised if he had a time machine. Can you imagine? He probably gave the cavemen some standup tips. "Hey, guys, instead of grunting, try this punchline. It kills in the Mesozoic Era!" I bet Barry's time machine is like the TARDIS, but instead of traveling through space, it just takes you to different eras of questionable fashion choices. One minute you're in the '70s, and the next, you're dodging powdered wigs in the 18th century.
And you know what's great about a comedy time machine? No matter where you go, people will always be complaining about the Wi-Fi. "Oh, you can time travel, but can you check your emails in the Jurassic Period?
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You guys know Barry Cryer? Yeah, the man's got a career longer than my last relationship. I mean, seriously, he's been in the comedy game since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. I bet he's got a secret stash of stone tablet jokes somewhere. I was watching an old Barry Cryer show the other day, and I realized his comedy is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and some people might think it smells a bit funny. But you've got to appreciate the classics, right? Barry's jokes have seen more decades than my grandma, and she's seen a lot.
I asked my grandpa, "What do you think about Barry Cryer?" He said, "Who's Barry Cryer?" And I thought, "Well, there goes my 'Back in My Day' comedy routine.
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Barry Cryer on social media is a wild thought. Can you picture it? He'd be tweeting jokes like, "Knock, knock. Who's there? Telegram. Telegram who? Sorry, wrong century." #TimeTravelerProblems And Barry would be on Instagram posting pictures of his vintage comedy notebooks. "Just found this gem from the Renaissance. Back when comedians were also court jesters. #Multitasking."
But you know what Barry wouldn't get? TikTok. Imagine him trying to dance to the latest trends. It'd be like watching a confused grandpa at a family wedding. "Is this the Charleston or the Cha-Cha Slide? Back in my day, we just stood and told jokes!
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I heard Barry Cryer's thinking about opening a comedy school. Can you believe it? The man's gonna teach a class called "How to Make People Laugh Without Using Emojis." I signed up, of course. I need all the help I can get. I can see the syllabus now: Week 1, puns and wordplay; Week 2, timing and delivery; Week 3, surviving hecklers with a smile. And on the final exam, you have to make Barry himself laugh. That's like trying to impress Michelangelo with your finger painting.
But hey, if Barry's teaching, sign me up. I want my comedy to age as gracefully as his hairline.
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