5 Jokes For Barry Cryer

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Updated on: Aug 30 2024

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Barry Cryer as a Tech Support Guy

Barry Cryer trying to navigate the world of modern technology.
Auto-Correct My Life: My phone keeps changing my texts. I sent a message to my friend saying, "I'll be there in a sec," and it autocorrected to "I'll be there in a sect." Now I've accidentally joined a religious cult.

Barry Cryer as a DIY Enthusiast

Barry Cryer attempting to conquer the world of do-it-yourself projects.
Furniture Fortunes: I bought a DIY furniture kit. I followed the instructions step by step. Now I have a bookshelf that can only hold one book, and the instruction manual is the only book it can hold. I call it "The Irony Shelf.

Barry Cryer as a Dating Expert

Barry Cryer giving dating advice in the age of online romance.
Ghosting Ghostwriter: I hired a ghostwriter to help me with my dating profile. Now my profile reads like a Shakespearean tragedy. No wonder I'm getting ghosted; people think I'm haunting them.

Barry Cryer as a Fitness Guru

Barry Cryer attempting to embrace a healthy lifestyle.
Yoga or Yodeling: I tried yoga for the first time. I got into a pose called "Downward Dog," and my neighbor thought I was calling for help. Now we have weekly neighborhood yoga sessions.

Barry Cryer as a Time Traveler

Barry Cryer navigating the challenges of time travel.
Parallel Parking in Parallel Universes: I got lost in a parallel universe. They had flying cars, but no one knew how to parallel park. I felt like the ultimate outsider; it's hard to fit in when you can't fit your spaceship into a parking spot.

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