10 Jokes For Barry Cryer

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Updated on: Aug 30 2024

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Barry told me he still writes his jokes with a pen and paper. I tried it, but my handwriting is so bad that even my own jokes can't read themselves.
You ever notice how Barry Cryer ages like fine wine? I mean, seriously, if laughter is the best medicine, he's found the fountain of youth in a good punchline. Meanwhile, I'm over here aging like milk in the summer heat.
Barry once told me he still uses a landline. Yeah, a landline! I didn't even know those still existed. I asked him if he's waiting for Alexander Graham Bell to make a comeback tour.
Barry said he doesn't understand social media. I told him it's where people go to share their thoughts in 280 characters or less. He said, "I've been doing that for decades, just not limited to characters." Touche, Barry.
Ever notice how Barry Cryer can turn any mundane moment into a comedic masterpiece? I tried doing that at the DMV the other day. Turns out, not everyone appreciates stand-up while waiting in line for a driver's license photo. Who knew?
You know you're in the presence of a comedy legend when Barry Cryer gives you advice. It's like getting life tips from Yoda, but with more laughter and fewer lightsabers.
Barry's so experienced; he can tell a joke without even saying a word. It's all in the eyebrow raise and the twinkle in his eye. I tried it, but people just thought I had something stuck in my contact lens.
Have you ever heard Barry Cryer laugh? It's like a symphony of joy mixed with the echoes of a thousand punchlines. I swear, if they bottled his laughter, it would outsell every energy drink on the market.
Barry was telling me about the good old days of comedy, and I couldn't help but feel a bit nostalgic. You know you're getting old when you start reminiscing about the golden age of stand-up and forget what year it is.
Barry's memory is so sharp; he remembers jokes from the last century. Meanwhile, I can't even remember where I left my car keys half the time. It's like he's got a joke Rolodex in his brain, and I'm stuck with a mental Etch A Sketch.

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