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What do you call a baptism for an astronaut? A 'celestial' purification!
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Why did the ocean refuse to baptize anyone? It didn't want to make waves!
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What do you call a group of musicians getting baptized? A chord of conversions!
Baptism or Water Park?
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I went to a baptism last week, and it felt more like a water park than a religious ceremony. I half-expected a priest to come down a slide and shout, You're cleansed!
Holy Water – The LaCroix of Religion
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They call it holy water, but let's be real – it's just the LaCroix of religion. I sipped some, and I'm pretty sure it baptized my taste buds into questioning my life choices.
Baptism: The Original Splash Zone
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Baptism is like the original splash zone, but instead of a killer whale, you get a baby named Kevin. Watch out for the holy splash, folks!
Baptismal DIY Kit
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I saw this infomercial the other day – the Baptismal DIY Kit. Because why pay a priest when you can do it yourself? Comes with a tiny robe, a sprinkler, and a certificate that says, You're heaven-approved.
Baptismal Pool Parties
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I suggested to my friend that we turn baptismal ceremonies into pool parties. You know, make it more festive. The priest wasn't too keen on the idea, but I think Cannonball for Christ has a nice ring to it.
Holy Water: The Original Wet T-shirt Contest
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I accidentally spilled holy water on myself during a baptism. Now I know what it feels like to be in the original wet T-shirt contest. I'm pretty sure St. Peter would've given me a 10 for effort.
Baptismal Font or Fountain of Youth?
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I dipped my hand into the baptismal font the other day and immediately checked for wrinkles. I thought, Is this holy water or the fountain of youth? Turns out, it's just regular water with divine aspirations.
Holy Water Hiccups
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I recently attended a baptism, and they told me to be careful around the holy water. I didn't realize they meant it literally. Now I have hiccups that sound like a choir of angels every time I try to order a coffee.
Baptize This Way
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You know, they say you should baptize your troubles away. I tried that once, but it turns out the priest wasn't a licensed therapist. Now my problems just have holy water damage.
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