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Overenthusiastic Priest
Eagerness to baptize vs. the comfort of the person being baptized.
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I swear, that priest's motto must be 'baptize first, ask questions later.' I was still drying off hours after!
Atheist at a Baptism
Uncomfortable in a religious setting vs. the desire to be respectful.
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At a baptism, they told me to pray. I did. I prayed the water wouldn't touch me. No luck!
Confused New Convert
Grappling with the symbolism vs. the literal experience.
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They said being baptized would cleanse my soul. It did. But it also made me catch a cold!
Overprotective Parent
Concern for their child's safety vs. the traditional ceremony.
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My dad at my baptism was more focused on saving me from wet socks than from sin!
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