7 Jokes For Baptize

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Updated on: Aug 28 2024

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Why do frogs love baptisms? They're always ready to ribbit their sins away!
Why was the math book baptized? It had too many problems!
Why don't bakers attend baptisms? They're afraid of getting 'breaded'!
Why did the painter get baptized? To brush away all the sins!
Why did the comedian get invited to baptisms? He had a knack for holy humor!
Why did the boat refuse to get baptized? It didn't want to rock the boat!
Why don't vampires attend baptisms? They don't like holy water – it's a grave issue!

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