8+ Best One Liners Jokes For baptize

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I baptized my alarm clock. Now it's ticking in divine time!

I tried to baptize a tree. Turns out, it's already rooted in its beliefs!

I tried to baptize a comedian. It didn't work; they just kept riffing on the ceremony!

I tried to baptize a cow. It was utterly resistant to the idea!

I tried to baptize a chicken. Turns out, it just came out as a 'deep fry'.

I baptized my smartphone. Now it's completely immersed in the cloud!

Did you hear about the baptizing fish? They get scaled down versions!

I tried to baptize a cat. It did not purr-take in the water ceremony!

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