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The Overachiever's Overload
When you've won so many awards, you're running out of shelf space.
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I've won so many awards; I'm starting to get paranoid. I walked into the break room, and everyone stopped talking. I thought, "Oh great, they're plotting a coup to steal my 'Outstanding Coffee Brewing' title.
The Envious Competitor
When someone else wins an award you desperately wanted.
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Bob's acceptance speech was longer than my entire career in the office. I'm thinking, "Dude, it's an award for 'Employee of the Month,' not 'Employee of the Decade.' Calm down!
The Baffled Newbie
When you're new at work and everyone's winning awards, but you're still figuring out where the coffee machine is.
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They hand me a nomination form, and I'm staring at it like it's in a foreign language. 'Describe your accomplishments.' I'm like, "Well, yesterday I fixed the jam in the printer. Does that count?
The Uninterested Rebel
When you couldn't care less about the award but still have to pretend you do.
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They wanted me to give a speech. I got up there and said, "I'd like to thank my couch for always being there for me when I needed a break from work. Oh, and my mom, I guess.
The Office Gossip Monger
When the award becomes a breeding ground for rumors and office drama.
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I overheard Sarah telling Tim that she only won 'Most Creative Thinker' because she stole my ideas. I'm thinking, "Sarah, jokes on you. My most creative idea was to let you have it.
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