7 Jokes About Aviation

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Updated on: Nov 16 2024

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What do you call a pilot who doesn't like to take risks? Grounded!
What do you call a sleepy pilot? A plain tired!
Why do pilots always look so cool? Because they have a high-flying attitude!
Why don't airplanes ever have good manners? Because they always wing it!
Why don't airplanes ever get lost? Because they always follow their flight plan!
I asked the flight attendant if the airline served a breakfast option. She said, 'Yes, we serve breakfast from 6 to 11.' I replied, 'But it's 12:30.' She said, 'Not for everyone.
What's a pilot's favorite movie? 'Plane-tenic.' It really takes off in the third act!

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