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Ever notice how people's personalities change in an airport? Suddenly, strangers become amateur sprinters and everyone's got a PhD in suitcase navigation.
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Airplane mode: the only time when your phone transforms from a lifeline to a glorified camera and calculator.
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Airplane seats are like a game of musical chairs, except the music stops way too early, and the winners are the ones who find themselves seated next to an empty seat.
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Airplane bathrooms are like mini escape rooms, but the puzzle is figuring out how to wash your hands without performing an Olympic-level gymnastics routine.
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I've come to the conclusion that turbulence is just Mother Nature's way of saying, "Please fasten your seatbelts and hold onto your snacks, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
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I love how flight attendants are basically the real-life wizards of hospitality. They can turn a tiny seat into a cozy nook and make a bag of peanuts feel like a gourmet meal.
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The only time it's socially acceptable to sleep on a total stranger's shoulder is during a flight. It's like a trust fall exercise but with turbulence.
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Airlines should give awards for the most creative ways to fit a week's worth of clothes into a carry-on. It's like watching a Tetris master at work.
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You know you're a seasoned traveler when you start seeing airport security as a faster version of "Simon Says.
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