5 Jokes About Aviation

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Updated on: Nov 16 2024

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Airport Absurdities

The chaos and absurd situations in airports
The "Lost and Found" at airports is a Bermuda Triangle for socks. You lose one, and it's gone forever, somewhere between baggage claim and the TSA checkpoint.

Passenger Woes

The discomfort and quirks of airline travel
Airlines keep boasting about their WiFi, but it's so slow, by the time you connect, your destination has already changed.

Jet Lag Chronicles

The absurdities of dealing with jet lag
Jet lag is nature's way of saying, "Welcome back! Now, let me mess up your sleep schedule as a souvenir.

Fear of Flying

The irrational fears and anxieties associated with flying
The only thing more nerve-wracking than takeoff is the pilot saying, "We've reached our cruising altitude." Oh great, now I'm comfortably nervous.

Pilot Peculiarities

The oddities and stereotypes associated with pilots
I'd trust pilots more if they didn't wear those huge sunglasses. Are they flying a plane or auditioning for "Top Gun 3: Retirement Home Edition"?

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