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Why do airplanes never tell secrets? Because they always come with baggage!
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Why did the airplane bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw attention!
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What did the airplane say to the airport conveyor belt? 'Quit dragging your baggage around!
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Why did the airplane apply for a job? It wanted a career that would really take off!
Air Traffic Control vs. GPS
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I heard air traffic controllers are like the GPS of the skies, guiding planes safely to their destinations. I can barely trust my GPS to get me to the grocery store without a wrong turn. If I had an air traffic controller guiding me in life, they'd probably be yelling, You missed the exit again, turn around, you're off course!
Mile High Club Mishap
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They talk about the Mile High Club like it's this exclusive, glamorous thing. I tried joining once, but all I got was a sore neck from trying to fit into that tiny airplane bathroom. I think I accidentally joined the Mile High Bruise Club.
Jet Lag Woes
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Jet lag is like that unwanted party guest that overstays its welcome. You try to shake it off, but it just lingers, making you question your life choices. Why did I think a red-eye flight was a good idea? Oh, right, I wanted to save money. Now I'm saving money and losing sanity.
Sky High Laughs
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You know, aviation is a lot like my dating life. I always hope for a smooth takeoff, but it usually ends up with turbulence and a crash landing... into the friend zone.
Airplane Food Adventures
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Why do they call it airplane food? It's like they took a normal meal, compressed it into a dense cube, and said, Here you go, enjoy your nutritional Rubik's Cube at 30,000 feet. I've had more flavor in a cardboard box.
Flight Frights
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I recently took a flight, and the pilot came on the intercom, saying, We're experiencing some minor issues, but don't worry, we'll be flying through them. Flying through issues? I can barely handle my emotional baggage, let alone airborne turbulence.
Lost in Translation
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Ever notice how pilots have their own language? Roger, Mayday, Bravo. I tried using that in my everyday life. Walked into Starbucks and said, Mayday, I need a venti latte, stat! The barista just looked at me and said, Sir, this is a coffee shop, not an air traffic control tower.
Plane Conversations
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I had a conversation with a fellow passenger on a long flight. They asked, What do you do for a living? I said, I'm a stand-up comedian. They replied, Really? I didn't find your material funny at all. Well, excuse me for not delivering punchlines at 600 miles per hour.
In-flight Entertainment
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I was on a plane, and they had this movie about aviation disasters. I thought, Great choice for in-flight entertainment. Just what I need - a film about everything that could go wrong, 30,000 feet in the air.
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